polloconlechuga:

“Esta vaina hace helado de la nada, ¡es lo más mejor que me ha pasado en la vida!”Kaktuar <3 

polloconlechuga:

“Esta vaina hace helado de la nada, ¡es lo más mejor que me ha pasado en la vida!”
Kaktuar <3 

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memesymamas:

Jodidamente épico, magnificamente glorioso, me he emocionado.

(Source: warchiefdoneleft)

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Gastón es lo más y si dices que no te arranco la cara, que me tienes contento ya. (by Kaktuar)

polloconlechuga said: ¿Crees que el señor Tumblrlrlr te desactivará la cuenta por no publlicar cosas?

NUCNA

catastrofe:

gif night (always suspected)

catastrofe:

gif night (always suspected)

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noirlac:

T-shirt &amp; Pixels!

noirlac:

T-shirt & Pixels!

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Chat wiv a hooker vol.2

cheerleader dice: (14:22:51)

whats up :)

Kaktuar dice: (15:47:23)

ò_o

cheerleader dice: (15:47:38)

whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female…you?

Kaktuar dice: (15:48:24)

dog

cheerleader dice: (15:48:36)

im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :) especially via webcam, do you webcam?

Kaktuar dice: (15:49:16)

I like trains

cheerleader dice: (15:49:25)

ahhh ok :) are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!

Kaktuar dice: (15:50:36)

I’m a patatabrava user, it’s free and full ‘o bitches, classy bitches… nothing to do with you

cheerleader dice: (15:50:46)

make me your bitch ;)

Kaktuar dice: (15:51:18)

With the sand and the sea and all the stuff…?

cheerleader dice: (15:51:28)

i see..where do you live? i am bored at home…and this usually leads to bad things ;) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

Kaktuar dice: (15:52:36)

Oh! there’s a school made for bots? awesome!

cheerleader dice: (15:52:49)

a what?

Kaktuar dice: (15:54:07)

a what a what, you were the first one! a what a what, you were the last one!

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR (8) VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR(8)

cheerleader dice: (15:54:17)

well…i am a true “autagonistophiliac” which means I have a fetish for being on camera ;) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used SplitCam?

Kaktuar dice: (15:55:04)

What is google? it’s a kind of glass? I’m confused and irritated ·__.

cheerleader dice: (15:55:15)

its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is

Kaktuar dice: (15:56:05)

OH LINK!? DO YOU LIKE LEGEND OF ZELDA!?

cheerleader dice: (15:56:18)

Its  just click the “Accept Invite” button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p

Kaktuar dice: (15:57:40)

WHA!? How do you know I need a credit card!?… can you lend me yours bro?

c’mon i’m legal!

cheerleader dice: (15:57:50)

if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side?

Kaktuar dice: (15:58:52)

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE RIIIIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (8)…wait…

cheerleader dice: (15:59:03)

yea you just click the “Accept Invite” button on the bottom left and it’ll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I’M the one with the fetish remember LOL

Kaktuar dice: (16:01:29)

I remember LOL, it’s a great online game… om, are you talking about the game or the musci band?

cheerleader dice: (16:01:40)

well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol…i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

Kaktuar dice: (16:02:24)

Talk ON the phone? but you will break it!

cheerleader dice: (16:02:33)

is that hot or not?

Kaktuar dice: (16:03:37)

Hot as a smoker goat breathe

cheerleader dice: (16:03:46)

my number is 206-222-1648…my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe…come talk to me over on the chat site

Kaktuar dice: (16:05:09)

Mine is 555-0907batmansign but i’m out of cash… can you phone me?

cheerleader dice: (16:05:18)

is that hot or not?

Kaktuar dice: (16:06:37)

Hot as a fart in the mist

cheerleader dice: (16:06:46)

its free, they ask for info for age verification…im sure i’ll keep you entertained though ;)

Kaktuar dice: (16:07:33)

OMG A FREE AGE VERIFICATION!? WHERE!? I really don’t know how old i’m ·__.

cheerleader dice: (16:07:43)

yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the Accept Invite button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join

Kaktuar dice: (16:09:06)

I’M OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

cheerleader dice: (16:09:16)

i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification :) k?

Kaktuar dice: (16:10:09)

o_O If you love that site why don’t you get married with it?

cheerleader dice: (16:10:22)

im not married, and if you are who cares…cause i dont! hehe

Kaktuar dice: (16:11:26)

I’m not hehe, my name is Domene

cheerleader dice: (16:11:37)

jennifer, just call me jenny

Kaktuar dice: (16:12:18)

OH! like the catarres song! are you a chaff bot?

cheerleader dice: (16:12:30)

Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???

Kaktuar dice: (16:13:07)

BOT BOT BOT OF THE JUNGLE (8)

cheerleader dice: (16:13:18)

a what?

Kaktuar dice: (16:13:45)

A jungle…it’s where the lion sleeps.

cheerleader dice: (16:13:57)

i use this site to play on cause i don’t want to be recorded, just watched!…this site doesn’t allow people to record my cam :) just click the “Accept Invite” button on the left of the page and we’ll be able to have a live chat

Kaktuar dice: (16:15:06)

FAIL! If i use a handy cam, what happens?

cheerleader dice: (16:15:16)

credit card is just to verify your age, it’s free thru my cam session invite since I’m a premium member

Kaktuar dice: (16:17:10)

I also have a premium member 8D

cheerleader dice: (16:17:19)

24/f/Houston

Kaktuar dice: (16:17:51)

23/f/Madrid

cheerleader dice: (16:18:04)

yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time ;)

Kaktuar dice: (16:19:12)

If I turn around, the video will appear magically too? I mean, like flying?

cheerleader dice: (16:19:23)

I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic

Kaktuar dice: (16:20:11)

ok well, I see a turtle…are you a turtle? I like turtles

cheerleader dice: (16:20:24)

k

Kaktuar dice: (16:20:52)

VUELVE A DECIR QUE HIJO, VUÉLVELO A DECIR SI TIENES COJONES!

cheerleader dice: (16:21:03)

are u in babe??

Kaktuar dice: (16:21:35)

I’m not babe, call me Chiquito of the Calzada!

Kaktuar dice: (16:22:34)

Kaktuar dice: (16:22:41)

Do you like trains?

Kaktuar dice: (16:23:34)

this silence is killing me

Kaktuar dice: (16:24:00)

you are a passiveagressive bot now

Kaktuar dice: (16:24:34)

WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS!?!?

Kaktuar dice: (16:24:53)

I’LL TELL MOM!

Kaktuar dice: (16:25:15)

;____;

Kaktuar dice: (16:26:04)

OH YOU UNPOLITE BOT!

Kaktuar dice: (16:26:16)

DIE IN A REBOOT

Kaktuar dice: (16:26:31)

YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART!

Bots that get bored by people.

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